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Joke of the Day

"*on the subway* CUTE GUY: [mouths ""hi""] PRETTY GIRL: [mouths ""hi"" back] ME, IN BETWEEN THEM: [exaggeratedly mouths ""YOU GUYS LIKE HOTDOGS""]"

"[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud) > I hate fucking gays >> Stop having sex with gays then."

"Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots."

"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

"How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed."

"you say ""sitting in your parents' basement wearing pajamas"" like it's a bad thing"

"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"

"I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears."