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Joke of the Day
"Where do computer scientists go to have a drink? To the foobar."
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"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."
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"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"
"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."
"What do you call a bunny with a crooked dick? FUCKS FUNNY"
"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."