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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump."
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"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"
"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."
"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"
"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
"I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two."
"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"