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Joke of the Day

"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."

"How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM! Hahahaahhaahhaahha"

"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"

"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"

"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."

"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"

"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines wet dream... As the winner of a damp-t-shirt contest."

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"