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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."
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"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"A wife comes home and says, ""Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"" The guy says, ""Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"" She says, ""I don't care, get out!"""
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."
"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."
"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."
"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."
"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"
"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"
"My math paper had a question involving finding the expectation of a die roll. It took me a moment to figure out what it means"