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Joke of the Day
"I'm participating in a 0.25K run to raise awareness for people with attention deficit disorder."
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"My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression."
"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."
"The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."
"IPhone 7 headphone jack [removed]"
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer It came out as a pile of shit."
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."