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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer It came out as a pile of shit."
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"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with ""I shouldn't be telling you this"""
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."
"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."