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Joke of the Day

"What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!"

"Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous? Because he was a master-baiter."

"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"

"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."

"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"

"How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world? All seven or eight of them."

"remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days"

"What did the number do when it divided from its companion? Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'."

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"