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Joke of the Day

"Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. ""What is this? It tastes like hair,"" said one ungrateful child."

"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."

"How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh? I'm asking for for a friend."

"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."

"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."

"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"

"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""

"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."