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Joke of the Day

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"

"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."

"I call my friend the revolving door When it comes to girls, he just can't close"

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"

"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."

"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."