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Joke of the Day

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."

"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""

"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"

"I love you -My Dad"

"What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery? Bread and Bakedfast!"

"Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up."

"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"

"Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts."