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Joke of the Day

"He told me he wants my heart ""Sharon I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer"" No way! *later on with guy* Wow you're really into bondage huh?"

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"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."
"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"
"Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae"
"Knock knock..."
"Happy Fat Tuesday... Or as your mother calls it, just another day."
"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."
"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."
"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."