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Joke of the Day
"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"
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"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"
"850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea"
"I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything."
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"
"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."
"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."
"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."
"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."