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Joke of the Day
"I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God."
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"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""
"A moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to determine which mushrooms taste good with pasta, which are fun & which kill you."
"""Study: Child dies in portable pool every 5 days"" SOMEBODY HELP THAT DAMN KID"
"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."
"Dreading going to gym. It's kinda late. Open 24hrs, tho. Hey, you know who else is open 24hrs? McDonalds. Yeah. I'm going to McDonald's."
"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""
"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."
"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."