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Joke of the Day
"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."
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"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"
"I bet the frankincense guy was all like, ""Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."""
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."
"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"
"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"