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Joke of the Day

"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."

"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."

"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."

"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"

"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."

"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"

"I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins."

"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""