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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes? A heroine addict."

"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."

"the C in CNN stands for cterrible"

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"

"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."