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Joke of the Day
"Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits."
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"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"
"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."
"What's brown and sticky? a stick."
"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"
"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."