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Joke of the Day
"Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits."
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"""Give it to me,"" my girlfriend yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella"
"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom? Bedlam"
"Never propose to a girl who is a professional fighter. If the engagement is canceled, she isn't leaving the ring."
"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."
"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"