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Joke of the Day

"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."

"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."

"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."

"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"

"What kind of haircut does the black judge have? Jury Curls"

"Which Nordic country should you never be a part of? Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over."

"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"

"whats the best way to go cliff diving? without the body of water"

"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"