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Joke of the Day

"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."

"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here"

"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."

"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"

"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"

"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"