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Joke of the Day

"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."

"What is the difference between Trump and Hillary? She can't make America great again."

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("

"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."

"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"

"What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter? Hot Cross Bunnies!"

"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."

"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."