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Joke of the Day
"A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a shot. It was a 12 gauge."
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"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
"So two condoms walk into a bar... One looks at the other and says ""did you know this is a gay bar?"" ""Well yeah"" said the first condom, ""I plan on getting shitfaced tonight."""
"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"
"Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning."
"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"