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Joke of the Day

"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"How do you tell if someone is being a karma whore? EDIT: Wow I didn't expect this to become so popular!"

"Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid."

"What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole"

"What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? Double-entry"

"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."