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Joke of the Day
"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"
Next Joke
"What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer? Don't worry, be hoppy :)"
"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."
"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."
"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"
"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."
"Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me."
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."
"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."