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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."

"From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave."

"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty."

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Woman's rights. Sorry for the sexism here, but i saw this and laughed my head clean off"