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Joke of the Day
"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."
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"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""
"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."
"Cop: did you do it? Me: no Cop: you know it's truthful Tuesday right? Me: it's actually Wednesday Cop: damn it, who's your crush then"
"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""
"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."
"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."