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Joke of the Day
"The Pope has the bird flu. He got it from his cardinals."
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"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake! Edit: Holy shit I didn't even realize it was my cake day. Woah"
"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."
"I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon."
"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."
"Incest It's all relative."
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"Whats a plants favorite drink? Root Beer"
"What did the bra say to the toupee? You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up."
"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."