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Joke of the Day

"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."

"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."

"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."

"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."

"I met a girl who was into leather and bondage. She tied me up and stole my wallet."

"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"True or False? How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome"

"I hate gay people They are a pain in my ass."