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Joke of the Day
"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."
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"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."
"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"
"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""
"Jaws (1975): A shark is murdered on his vacation."
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"