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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."
Next Joke
"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."
"A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, ""Your eyes match your swim trunks!"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then."
"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."
"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."
"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"