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Joke of the Day

"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""

"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."

"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."

"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"

"Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince."