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Joke of the Day
"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"
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"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"
"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"
"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"
"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"
"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm."
"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"