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Joke of the Day
"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"
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"The son tells his dad he just lost his virginity Dad: That's my boy, come sit here and tell me how it was! Son: I can't sit down, dad..."
"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."
"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."
"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"
"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"
"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."
"Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat."
"A man is about to jump off a skyscraper... but before he is able to, a physicist runs up to him and yells, ""No! You have so much potential!"""
"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."