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Joke of the Day
"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"
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"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."
"Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs."
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"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."
"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."
"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."