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Joke of the Day
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
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"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."
"""Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"""
"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."
"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"
"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."
"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."