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Joke of the Day
"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."
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"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."
"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant"
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