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Joke of the Day
"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."
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"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."
"You know you masturbate too much when... both hands pretend to be asleep."
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs."
"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"