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Joke of the Day

"When I claimed I could post the funniest joke ever on reddit, everyone laughed at me. They're not laughing now."

"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"

"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."

"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."

"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."

"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"