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Joke of the Day

"Caller ID should be more specific. It should say things like, ""Needs to borrow money"" or ""Will whine about petty stuff""."

"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."

"How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest? You tell him... ""that's definitely a win sir"". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/"

"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before Glee,' almost watchable."

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"Reddit is really a Green Community, considering that the joke's on you."

"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."