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Joke of the Day
"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"
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"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""
"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"
"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."