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Joke of the Day

"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""

"Where did the terrorist go after the explosion? Everywhere.."

"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"

"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."

"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"

"When I was molested at age 7 it was horrible. It must have been his first time or something."

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"