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Joke of the Day

"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."

"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."

"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"

"Once evolution gets around to it, it's going to be an awkward few months for the first dude born without nipples."

"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."

"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."

"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."

"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."

"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."