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Joke of the Day
"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"
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"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"
"What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar? The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was."
"I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add ""This time I'm serious"""
"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."
"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."
"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."
"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."