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Joke of the Day
"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."
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"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"Where's the best place to apologise to someone? Surrey."
"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare"
"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."
"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."
"What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle? You're about to meet da-feet!"
"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"
"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."
"What do you call a very funny mountain? Hill-arious!!"