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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."

"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"

"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."

"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"

"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."

"A voter from the 2000 election recognized me. He came up to me and said ""Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?"""

"What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? The PGA tour."

"My period is late ."

"What do you call a deceptive feline? A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying I'll pounce myself out now..."