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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"

"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"

"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."

"What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin."

"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."