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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."
"""I finally caught up with my son."" ""That's good. Progress. How did it go?"" ""Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him."" - Vader & therapist"
"Drills are boring."
"So I hear Reddit likes cats. Anyone ever hear the joke about the cat on the roof? Ehhh never mind. It's over your head."
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"
"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble."
"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."