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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."
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"How do stick men play fetch with their dog?"
"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("
"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""
"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ~~""Robin, get in the batmobile.""~~ ""Our parents are dead."""
"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."
"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She is using sighcology"
"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible"