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Joke of the Day
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Nein"
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"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""
"Made it to that level of dad where I just called dibs on the TV that I bought in the house that I own with the cable I pay for."
"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."
"Stop Hammertime"
"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"What do you call a chicken that has passed on? A poultrygheist."
"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."
"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"