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Joke of the Day

"Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days."

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"

"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"

"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""

"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"

"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."

"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"