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Joke of the Day
"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."
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"Interviewer asked me why I'd make a good waiter? Me: You could say I...bring a lot to the table."
"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"
"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"
"Man: Lima is a capital city in South America. Woman: Peru-ve it!"
"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."
"Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"
"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"