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Joke of the Day
"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."
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"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
"[2 dogs eating dinner] ""u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"" [stops chewing] ""why does this taste like chocolate"""
"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."
"How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb? Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of."
"Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? They're exhausted."
"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."
"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""
"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"