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Joke of the Day

"The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube."

"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables. A cannibal."

"""This does not bode well."" - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder."

"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."

"Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?"

"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"

"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."

"I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend. I just say ""Yes ma'am"""

"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."