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Joke of the Day

"The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube."

"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."

"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."

"Assorted nuts... ...was the name of the insane asylum."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"*Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*"

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"Me: ""OMG, my abs are so sore!"" 12: (sarcastically) ""What abs?"" Me: ""The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."""

"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"