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Joke of the Day

"How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower? 100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is."

"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."

"Three things in the universe are constant. The speed of light, gravity, and laundry."

"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"

"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."

"Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]"

"The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on. I said, ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg""."

"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."

"Woman are alot like square numbers If there under 13 do them in your head"

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""